When I fight, I like to:
[[Either stop the fight, or end it quickly by helping my friends]]
[[Use magic to weaken them in ways previously unimaginable]][[..]]
[[Hit them where it hurts -- physically.]]What does "utility" mean to you?
[[The folks who fix my water pipes.]]
[[Eighty billion options.]]
[[Praying the Dying Away]]How beefy do you like being?
[[Me big.]]
[[A little, nothing major.]]
[[Honestly, if I get sneezed on, it might be too late.]]What's your view on personal space?
[[I don't have boundaries.]]
[[Respectable, but close when I need to be.]]
[[Please get away from me.]]You think you're funny?
[[Yeah]]
[[No?]]For how many spells?
[[Four.]]
[[Eighty billion spells.]]Praying to...
[[My great friend, God!]]
[[The Holy Retributioner, Also God]]
[[Its... sorta a god]]CLERIC
[[Start Here]]PALADIN
[[Start Here]]Do you fully understand it?
[[Yes]]
[[No]]No you don't.
[[Do you fully understand it?]]Do you want to?
[[Yes]]
[[Nah]][[Do you fully understand it?]]You are a WARLOCK !SORCERER
[[Start Here]]WIZARD
[[Start Here]]You are a BARD !Kinda dense?
[[Yep]]
[[Nope]][[Like to go the long way around?]]Like to go the long way around?
[[No ?]]
[[Yeah, I do]]You just did.
[[Like to go the long way around?]]Through cities or nature?
[[Option #3]]
[[Nature]]
[[Cities]][[No ?]]
[[Yeah, I do]]Doesn't exist.
[[I'd like to make it exist.]]DRUID
[[Start Here]]BARDAre you certain?
[[Absolutely.]]You won't like it.
[[I'm ready.]]DM
[[I wasn't ready]]
[[Start Here]]RESET
[[Start Here]] You charming?
[[/picks nose/]]
[[It's like I'm from a fairy tale.]]Picture you perfect toolbox. It's basically...
[[You stole these tools from an abomination that might destroy the world]]
[[Full to the brim of tools you bought, found, and learned]]
[[Pristine quality over quantity that you've just always had]]
[[Given to you from your church]]This analogy isn't going well
[[Nothing goes very well.]][[Nerd.]][[Jock.]]They prayed away your poor health
How do you view hammers?
[[I might get someone hurt :)]]
[[Someone might get hurt :(]]WARLOCK
[[Start Here]]WIZARD
[[Start Here]]SORCERER
[[Start Here]]Thanks, PALADIN
[[Start Here]][[Don't let them tell you its your fault when you fix their boo-boos, okay?]]CLERIC
[[Start Here]]What if you could turn into an elephant, be REALLY beefy?
[[But then I'd be ugly!]]
[[What the hell? That sounds awesome.]][[Okay, pretty boy.]]It is only being able to do it twice a day a deal breaker?
[[Yeah.]]
[[Not at all.]]What if you worshipped a godly elephant instead?
[[That'd be lit.]]
[[Can I hunt it?]]DRUID
[[Start Here]]Is your elephant god popular?
[[Only I know it exists]]
[[Totally.]]Yeah, RANGER
[[Start Here]][[Hippy.]]Get to preachin'!
[[I don't want to preach!]]
[[You are ...]]WARLOCK
[[Start Here]]What DO you want?
[[To... smite?]]
[[To... punch it?]]CLERIC
[[Start Here]]PALADIN
[[Start Here]]MONK
[[Start Here]]BARD
[[Start Here]][[I... don't trust you around magic.]]PALADIN
[[Start Here]] BARBARIAN
[[Start Here]]You do that by being really fast?
[[Close enough to sink a knife in.]]
[[Nope, just by being really close.]]
[[I once ran a marathon in twelve seconds.]]You an animal kind of person?
[[Not really.]]
[[Absolutely!]]What's Katniss Everdeen to you?
[[A role model!]]
[[She should have just used a gun...]]
[[Who?]]You are a RANGER !We don't have guns. Would a hand crossbow work?
[[Yeah, that's fine.]]
[[Absolutely not.]]You sound like a nerd. Sure you don't like magic?
[[I might have changed my mind.]]
[[No, I'm certain.]]You are a ROGUE !What's your opinion on "canon"?
[[Great to blow things up with.]]
[[I don't need to be officially recognized.]]Was that a pun?
[[Heh, yeah.]]
[[No. What's a pun?]]Congrats on being weird. You're an ARTIFICER
[[Start Here]]It is physically impossible for you to get here.
[[But I am here anyway!]]MYSTIC
[[Start Here]]Do you want to actually blow things up?
[[Do I even have to say it?]]...Did you mean to go to to the "Up close" chart?
[[No, I'm where I belong.]]
[[...Yeah.]]You like sneakin' around?
[[Close enough to sink a knife in.]]
[[Nope, just by sneakin' up right on ya.]]
[[I could give or take it.]]
[[I'm doing that as we speak.]]Like, so much you want to be one?
[[I prefer them as pets...]]
[[Is that an option?]]So do RANGERSIt is for a DRUID[[No, sir.]]Congrats on being weird. You're an ARTIFICER
[[Start Here]]FIGHTERBARBARIANYou do that by being really fast?
[[Nope, just by being really close.]]
[[I once ran a marathon in twelve seconds.]]You could give or take a lot of things, huh?
[[Nuh-uh! I'm passionate about stuff!]]
[[I guess.]][[You'll love this.]]ROGUEReally? Name one thing.
[[...]]
[[Me!]]
[[God!]]FIGHTER
[[Start Here]][[I guess.]]Got a magical bone in your body?
[[Do "things" include anyone who doesn't believe in your god?]]
[[Several, now that we mention it.]]
[[Only magic here is my sick songs!]]Do you like hitting things for your god?
[[Of course.]]
[[No, and they don't either. They're very loving.]]
[[I wouldn't really call it "God", actually...]][[Do "things" include anyone who doesn't believe in your god?]][[Are you just saying that because sometimes he answers your calls?]]
[[Actually, it's a "she", and it's Mother Earth.]][[Let me guess. Is it some crazy spirit thing?]][[That gave you magical powers?]]What's your opinion on the word "Eldritch"
[[I could say it every six seconds.]]
[[I'm pretty sure, by definition, that's what the thing is.]][[I'll keep you to that.]]WARLOCKWARLOCK
[[Start Here]][[Gods can do that?]][[Actually, we're not on earth. But I'll let that slide.]]DRUID[[Yours can!]]CLERIC
[[Start Here]][[Nothing.]][[Nevermind]]PALADIN
[[Start Here]]PALADIN
[[Start Here]][[What are you implying?]]
[[What kind of question is that?]]SORCERER
[[Start Here]]BARD
[[Start Here]][[Use magic to weaken them in ways previously unimaginable]] What about magic, that doesn't leave you vulnerable?
[[Still no.]]
[[I'm interested.]]Oh. You're not a nerd. You're just not... "book-smart".
[[Right.]]
[[Nope.]]Which sounds most appealing?
[[God]]
[[Devils]]
[[Trees]]Axes or swords?
[[Axes.]]
[[Swords.]]You just like saying "no" to thing, huh?
[[Lol, yeah.]]
[[No.]]BARBARIAN
[[Start Here]]FIGHTER
[[Start Here]]Damage or utility?
[[Damage]]
[[Utility]]WARLOCK
[[Start Here]]Do you want to BE a tree?
[[That's weird.]]
[[That's an option?]][[Yeah, kinda.]]It is for a DRUID
[[Start Here]]RANGER
[[Start Here]][[You sound like an asshole.]]Say no again.
[[Nah.]]
[[No .]]BARD
[[Start Here]]Double-click this passage to edit it.Do you even want to play?
[[No .]]
[[Yeah .]]Go grab a pizza.
[[Start Here]]Do you just like messing with me?
[[No .]]
[[No .]]
[[No .]]
[[No .]]
[[No .]]
[[No .]]
[[No .]]
[[Yeah .]]NO.
[[Start Here]]BARD
[[Start Here]]You do that by being really fast?
[[Nope, just by being really close.]]
[[I once ran a marathon in twelve seconds.]]Like, REALLY close?
[[REALLY close?]]
[[Pretty close, yeah.]]Usain Bolt a role model?
[[Of course he is.]]
[[There's no other answer to this question.]]MONK
[[Start Here]]Usain Bolt a role model?
[[Of course he is.]]
[[There's no other answer to this question.]]How BARBARIAN
[[Start Here]]You like having tools to stay close?
[[I love tools.]]
[[I prefer just myself.]]Tools as in...
[[Weapons...]]
[[Tools. Like, lockpicks. Grappling hooks. Crowbars.]]Fast feet?
[[Sonic's my name, baby.]]
[[Actually, no. They're just big feet.]]
[[Yeah, pretty fast.]]Get away from my table.
[[I'm sorry.]]
[[Sonic is good!]]You're a pretty big guy.
[[For you?]]
[[What?]]MONK
[[Start Here]]Congrat, Mr. BARBARIAN
[[Start Here]]It's from Batman.
[[Oh, sorry. Been a while since I've seen it.]]
[[Never watched Batman.]][[Go watch it, then restart.]][[Go watch it, then restart.]]THE END
[[Start Here]] [[Good.]][[Oh man. Rocks fell. You died.]]THE END
[[Start Here]] Fast feet?
[[Sonic's my name, baby.]]
[[Actually, no. They're just big feet.]]
[[Yeah, pretty fast.]]Like, EVERY weapon?
[[What do I look like?]]Probably a FIGHTER
[[Start Here]][[Crowbars are a weapon.]]Yeah, you're a ROGUE
[[Start Here]]PALADIN
[[Start Here]]CLERIC
[[Start Here]]<u>**A Quick and Easy To Follow Guide for DUNGEONS & DRAGONS (5E Edition) (3rd Edition)**</u>
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